CORE CURRICULUM: How would you take over the world using slugs? Have you ever had any great ideas on utilizing aluminum cans to find a roommate? Do you want to know how to split the atom with pizza? If you have a sinisterly creative mind, you should enroll in Mad Scientist University! Put your evil genius to work!

Mad Scientist University is a party game for 3-7 people, and a fun and creative way to find out how you and your friends think. Contains rules and two hundred and fifty cards.

With our course packets, you can also... create rampaging mutants with the Zoology department! Conquer alien planets, with the help of our Astronomy department! Make evil brownie zombies with the Home Economics department! Coming soon to a Mad Scientist University near you!

CHEMISTRY: Since the dawn of time, humans have wielded influence over their surroundings. Ages of struggle and research into nature's elements have brought a deep wisdom. We have since learned that we cannot use lye to convert lead to gold. So we want you to do it.

PSI PHI: Mad Scientist University's oldest and most prestigious club has accepted you to their ranks, but only if you can defeat the tyranny imposed by the space-time continuum. To show your dedication, you must use videogames to get to the store, rather than the commonly accepted method of going to the store to get videogames.

MEDICINE: It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder crashed above. Deep in the laboratory at Mad Scientist University's School of Medicine, the doctor unwrapped the bandages. The assistant shuddered at the gruesome sight and asked, "Do you really think you can get your insurance to pay for it?"

THEATER: It's the big night! The audience is all in place, and people are whispering to each other and shuffling in their seats. The plans are all set. The curtain lifts, and immediately the spotlights begin to hypnotize the public. The device is working perfectly...

ASTRONOMY: Getting tired of your everyday mind-control devices and rampaging mutants? Does the thought of making yet another mundane machine lack luster? Ever think that blowing up planets might be fun? Why not develop a Space Wars program? Fully government funded, Mad Scientist University is the premier place to launch those dreams!

COMPUTERS: You will be integrated into the Mad Scientist University Computer Program. Compliance is mandatory. Primary objective: Translate everything into binary. Get your mice working

PHYSICAL EDUCATION: In an ordinary university, you’d be lifting medicine balls. Here at U. Mad Scientist, we do something similar, but by ‘medicine balls’ we mean ‘octopi’, and by ‘lifting’ we mean ‘forming a conga line with.’ Your opponent’s basketball team has eight legs to a man… to get your team to win, you’ll need lots of peanut butter.

ZOOLOGY: You've been following the herd for several weeks now. They're skittish, and hard to stalk, but it's going to be worth it. Here they come now... you catch the magnificent sight of your new two-headed giraffes galloping across the savannah. Who knew it would be so rewarding to create a new species?

PHYSICS: Your current assignment is to become incorporeal. The Physics department is doing experiments on how to walk through walls and survive impacts. With enough depleted uranium, you would have no problem making someone incorporeal, but you haven't quite figured out how to keep your test subjects alive...

SPRING BREAK: Get across the country for free! Have a night you'll never forget! Create a secret lair! All typical hopes for the Mad Scientist University student on spring break. Grab a lei and a snorkel and some radioactive isotopes and have fun!

WINTER BREAK: The stockings are hung by the chimney with care... sugarplums are dancing around the fireplace in what seems to be a primitive worship circle... but did the professor really say your assignment over the break was to visit every house in one night?

GREEK LIFE: We here at Mad Scientist University have a long and honorable tradition of study, service, and something else. The Greek Life at Mad Scientist University strives to be that something else... with togas, funnels, and donkeys, we want to fill that space in your life. We want to create a new race, not just as an extra credit project for your Anthropology project, but as a way of life. Do you think you can handle it?

DORM LIFE: Overpriced living. Cramped quarters. Unsanitary conditions. Strange roommates. All this can be yours, at Mad Scientist University's on-campus living! We have: Communal showers, to bring the community together. A meal plan, because we know mad scientists forget to eat. Plenty of spare vermin, in case you need cheap experiment subjects or just forgot to feed your snake. Sign up for your cell today!

ANTHROPOLOGY: The excavation has taken months, but it's been worth it. Brushing away the ancient dust, you find an excellent collection of stone-age pottery shards with terrible lizards carved in them. They all laughed in school, but you always knew you'd find the missing link between cavemen and dinosaurs!

HOME ECONOMICS: Since the dean of the Mad Scientist University Home Economics department has been captured by the government, it's a good thing we have enough spatulas to raise money for the school to hire someone new. We need someone with a good sense of how to be an evil genius and still maintain the proper decorum every upstanding demagogue needs. Manipulative manners, sinister style, and corrupt charisma are all required. Apply within.

INDEPENDENT STUDY: Ever ______ with _______? Want to take a course on _______? Wish _______ offered an advanced ______ program? Now ______ can _______with the _______ of them, by enrolling in Mad _______ University's independent study program!